Halloween Don'ts
Sunday, October 27, 2013 at 1:20PM
Jen Grow

(Originally published in Baltimore Fishbowl, October 27, 2013)

Some of my scariest fashion faux pas have happened on Halloween night.

Dracula is standing on my neighbors’ front porch. He’s been there for the last few weeks staring past their Ravens flag, past their excitable Jack Russell terriers, past their chain link fence to some spot across the street. I imagine it’s the same spot where my dog stares, ever hopeful, waiting to catch a glimpse of the feral cats that live in a tool shed with a man named Danny behind my other neighbor’s house. Read more here.

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